Ugh, Mi Vida

JUST WAIT TILL MY TUMBLR DROPS.
Wed Aug 19

Finally….

My Princess and I are back together.  Things are right with the world.  My Tumblarity is over 100!  Suck on that!

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sorry if this has made the internet rounds before, new to me!

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sorry if this has made the internet rounds before, new to me!

Really, Im not the fierce tigeress I seem to be…

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Im a mouse. seriously. Like, I just made an english muffin and went the toaster popped it back out I almost shit my pants I thought the sound was a rapist breaking in my house I was so scared.

mmm english muffin!

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Erika and I walked by a school and both sighed and awwwed at a picture some kid drew of a perfectly preportioned pear that was carelessly tossed aside in front of this school. Poor kid, he has a future, I can’t draw a pear for shit (but I can eat one like a champ!)

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Erika and I walked by a school and both sighed and awwwed at a picture some kid drew of a perfectly preportioned pear that was carelessly tossed aside in front of this school. Poor kid, he has a future, I can’t draw a pear for shit (but I can eat one like a champ!)
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herowhore:
swoon
clark gables hair always looked like black shiney liquorice to me when I was little.
p.s. how excited was I when I nailed spelling liquorice correctly on the first try and I didnt even have to ask my roomate HOW DO YOU SPELL LIQUORICE?

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herowhore:

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clark gables hair always looked like black shiney liquorice to me when I was little.

p.s. how excited was I when I nailed spelling liquorice correctly on the first try and I didnt even have to ask my roomate HOW DO YOU SPELL LIQUORICE?

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omg you guys Amy totally copied my look.
To the left, my last minute Bonnie costume for halloween last year. To the right, Amy’s stylists for this shoot copies and cramps my style. Whatever I did it better drunker.

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omg you guys Amy totally copied my look.

To the left, my last minute Bonnie costume for halloween last year. To the right, Amy’s stylists for this shoot copies and cramps my style. Whatever I did it better drunker.

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Land Down Under - Men at Work

when this song came on the radio it was like a call to arms and I immediately thought of my favorite Aussie.

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ooo I forgot there is a more fun fast verision of that song from Pennywise : D
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I still do.

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I still do.

I wont be needing this Target receipt

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as I am completely satisfied with my purchase of 4 high school musical pens for 1 dollar.

pretty sure I wont be returning these beauties.

If anyone sees a picture of me on TMZ today

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specifically one with Shane West. Lemme know. I was waiting outside Bardot last night for my friend and he walked by with some model and I was totally in the shot the paps* took looking like a dope texting in a white and purple tank top.

*hollywood term for photographers or commonly known as paparazzi…that’s right. don’t you wish you lived here? three cheers for hollywood.